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I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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When I am finishing a picture, I hold some God-made object up to it...
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They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us,...
Quote #29811
We do not believe in immortality because we can prove it, but we try...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #33009
Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue more clever than another.
Quote #15717
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
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Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal,...
Quote #6563
I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself...