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My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
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Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently...
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the...
Quote #2941
God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made...
Quote #19606
Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #32380
Love is blind friendship closes its eyes.
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It never occurs to some politicians that Lincoln is worth imitating as well as...
Quote #17181
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...