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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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There is no substitute for victory.
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
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Nothing would disgust me more, morally, than receiving an Oscar.
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When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t...
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The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up...
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Dalton’s records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II...
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It is because they took the easy way out, That rivers and people, go...
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This is the night to go to the theatre, like Abraham Lincoln.
Quote #33821
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them...