Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #8166
The poor complain that they are governed badly. The rich complain that they are...
Quote #23453
Whatever your advice, make it brief.
Quote #12266
Dost thou love life? Than do not squander time, for it is the stuff...
Quote #4702
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #15731
I was the son of an immigrant. I experienced bigotry, intolerance and prejudice, even...
Quote #4306
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense...
Quote #28611
Those who complain most are most to be complained of.
Quote #23228
We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable that all men are created...
Quote #12839
People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,...