Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #26717
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
Quote #4222
Familiarity breed contempt.
Quote #29471
Not being tense but ready. Not thinking but not dreaming. Not being set but...
Quote #27494
Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, Not because they never found it,...
Quote #11838
An artist does not fake reality–he *stylizes* it.
Quote #13261
Golf is a good walk, ruined.
Quote #18062
The hatred we bear our enemies injures their happiness less than our own.
Quote #22116
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to...
Quote #24667
A teacher affects eternity he can never tell, where his influence stops.