Quote #16785
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Quote #17781
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #27837
I am old enough to know that victory is often a thing deferred, and...
Quote #23508
Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
Quote #29266
Sutton lost 13 games in a row without winning a ballgame.
Quote #28039
Everything can be learned, including, to a very large extent, to be what you...
Quote #23610
No man ever became wise by chance.
Quote #5864
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.