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I couldn’t say who I am, I haven’t the remotest notion of myself I...
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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
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If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or...
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The only truly affluent are those who do not want more than they have.
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Happiness is a sunbeam, Which may pass through a thousand bosoms Without losing a...
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“There are certainly moments,” said Chad, “when you seem to me too good to...
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Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits them all.
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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
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The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.