Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #25743
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by...
Quote #17506
The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are near to virtue.
Quote #26120
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
Quote #4479
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
Quote #366
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Quote #25903
Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding...
Quote #14755
We are slow to believe that which if believed would hurt our feelings.
Quote #11438
Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the...
Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.