Quote #13907
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill...
Quote #18446
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s...
Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #20934
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
Quote #31923
I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he...
Quote #26744
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Quote #1463
People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
Quote #27601
History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they...
Quote #26968
Of mortals there is no one who is happy. If wealth flows in upon...
Quote #34892
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...