Quote #10437
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
Quote #2607
Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.
Quote #20853
Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.
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If all men knew what each said of the other, there would not be...
Quote #27564
We might do well to contain our elation at seeing the light at the...
Quote #7141
The wise man is he who knows the relative value of things.
Quote #21428
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
Quote #4997
It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you miss 100%...