Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #6255
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #20023
Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.
Quote #26880
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to...
Quote #22329
Fabrizio In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
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Indeed the dictum that truth always triumphs over persecution, is one of those pleasant...
Quote #9222
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature,...
Quote #10371
A leader is a dealer in hope.
Quote #30626
Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind. You...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...