Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #11220
A man is judged by his deeds, not by his words.
Quote #9386
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear. And the oldest and strongest...
Quote #11376
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #29069
All wish to be learned, but no one is willing to pay the price.
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My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #9775
I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird...
Quote #12467
The envier praises me unknowingly.
Quote #27822
He’s no failure. He’s not dead yet.
Quote #32871
We want the facts to fit the preconceptions. When they don’t, it is easier...