Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #20852
Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
Quote #264
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #1787
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #23350
If I thought there was some reason to be concerned about them, I wouldn’t...
Quote #27147
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter because nobody listens.
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #4532
Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.
Quote #29505
It’s hard enough to write a good drama, it’s much harder to write a...
Quote #18248
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.