Quote #637
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #29850
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #16351
All confidence which is not absolute and entire, is dangerous. There are few occasions...
Quote #16564
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #842
What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.
Quote #11751
To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price upon conjectures.
Quote #21396
Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be...
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #27247
Maybe intentions are the lies in the dark we tell ourselves when who we...
Quote #5042
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...