Quote #23506
Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
Quote #3553
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
Quote #27202
We have two ears and only one tongue in order that we may hear...
Quote #681
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Quote #21184
If a man’s wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.
Quote #11645
My love for you, Lord, is not an uncertain feeling, but a matter of...
Quote #8857
I hold before you my hand with each finger standing erect and alone, and...
Quote #33493
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what’s going on.
Quote #12839
People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,...
Quote #13951
If you rest, you rust.