Quote #18017
If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. Try the...
Quote #387
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
Quote #11372
Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
Quote #7811
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them...
Quote #14213
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quote #27484
Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong.
Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #18790
The tears that you spill, the sorrowful, are sweeter than the laughter of snobs...
Quote #20990
My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand...
Quote #20102
Kindness is the golden key that unlocks the hearts of others.