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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within...
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What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
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Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap...
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I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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The tragedy of life is what dies in the hearts and souls of people...
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Those who give too much attention to trifling things become generally incapable of great...
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Self is the only prison that can bind the soul.
Quote #30882
A dimple in the chin a devil within.