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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28421

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Alfred E. Neuman, The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman (MAD magazine)

Quote #5039

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
(Anon.)

Quote #19150

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because...
Confucius, The Confucian Analects

Quote #4260

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of...
Meg Chittenden

Quote #26546

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad...
Samuel Butler

Quote #23250

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Every man’s work, whether it be literature or music or pictures or architecture or...
Malaclypse the Younger

Quote #34354

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
‘Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Quote #31829

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell...
Ambrose Bierce

Quote #19921

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly...
English Proverb

Quote #11246

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
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