Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28421 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Alfred E. Neuman, The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman (MAD magazine) Quote #5039 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
(Anon.) Quote #19150 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because...
Confucius, The Confucian Analects Quote #4260 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of...
Meg Chittenden Quote #26546 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad...
Samuel Butler Quote #23250 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Every man’s work, whether it be literature or music or pictures or architecture or...
Malaclypse the Younger Quote #34354 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 ‘Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton Quote #31829 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell...
Ambrose Bierce Quote #19921 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly...
English Proverb Quote #11246 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.