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He that visits the sick in hopes of a legacy, but is never so...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
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The voice of the Lord is the voice of common sense, which is shared...
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But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
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Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
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The most important question in the world is, ‘Why is the child crying’
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Western civilization, unfortunately, does not link knowledge and morality but rather, it connects knowledge...
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The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...
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I believe that if i should die, and you were to walk near my...