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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another...
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What is life It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It...
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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries ,...
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Sad is his lot, who, once at least in his life, has not been...
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Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
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It?s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
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Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their...
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We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.
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The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but...