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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we...
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Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms.
Quote #21036
The Devil finds work for idle hands.
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Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the...
Quote #19345
Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
Quote #31799
Humility is to make a right estimate of one’s self it is no humility...
Quote #2554
I have an existential map. It has “You are here” written all over it.
Quote #22237
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it...
Quote #24240
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...