Quote #19731
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Quote #5235
If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!
Quote #30228
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
Quote #11479
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist...
Quote #13694
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Quote #590
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
Quote #31510
Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.
Quote #24092
There is nothing more likely to drive a person mad than…an obstinate, constitutional preference...
Quote #15433
We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
Quote #14220
All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no...