Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #7368
There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it...
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #14229
Hear me, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From...
Quote #6924
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
Quote #771
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
Quote #25994
I don’t fly any awards at the house. Any award you get is usually...
Quote #31283
I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
Quote #10039
The fullness of life is in the hazards of life.
Quote #12562
Older men declare war, but it is the youth that must fight and die.