Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #15158
If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a...
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #13189
To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.
Quote #19370
Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing...
Quote #7244
Circumstances rule men and not men rule circumstances.
Quote #4681
He who comes first, eats first.
Quote #3462
There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things...
Quote #20713
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the...
Quote #30634
You may not be in a class by yourself, but it sure doesn’t take...