Quote #12629
It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or...
Quote #28503
We’re going to find out who did this and we’re going after the bastards...
Quote #31750
You only have power over people so long as you don’t take everything away...
Quote #9163
What people are ashamed of usually makes a good story.
Quote #30674
You are never dedicated to something you have complete confidence in. No one is...
Quote #30052
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #10001
Within every adversity is an equal or greater opportunity.
Quote #17767
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Quote #29393
When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure clarified...