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When you make a mistake, don’t look back at it long. Take the reason...
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There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done...
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A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the...
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An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
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The Future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an...
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American housewives have not had their brains shot away, nor are they schizophrenic in...
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If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
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The mayor gave no other answer than that deep guttural grunt which is technically...
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She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
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Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.