Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #26477
It isn’t that they can’t see the solution. It’s that they can’t see the...
Quote #15792
In nature there are neither rewards nor punishment – there are consequences.
Quote #26774
If you can’t solve it, it’s not a problem–it’s reality.
Quote #27308
The question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the...
Quote #19699
Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it’s...
Quote #22621
You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.
Quote #30833
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Quote #12865
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
Quote #34891
You can make those promises with just as much passion the second time around....