Quote #18329
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
Quote #9772
Everybody dies. What matters is what you do between now and when it happens...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #9263
But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under...
Quote #15281
Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late...
Quote #5270
If a problem has no solution, it may not be a problem, but a...
Quote #26106
Husbands are awkward things to deal with even keeping them in hot water will...
Quote #25575
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the...
Quote #11213
A light heart lives long.
Quote #2002
Men have become fools with their tools.