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A good home must be made, not bought.
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The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband...
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Take this kiss upon the brow And, in parting from you now,Thus much let...
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Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost...
Quote #3865
Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
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The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like...
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We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #25193
Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.
Quote #19833
Human beings must be known to be loved but Divine beings must be loved...