Quote #11376
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #27492
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age...
Quote #18523
‘A merry Christmas, uncle God save you’ cried a cheerful voice. ‘Bah’ said Scrooge....
Quote #28376
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and...
Quote #32524
As a spider emits and draws in its thread, As plants arise on the...
Quote #22145
Any one thing in the creation is sufficient to demonstrate a Providence to an...
Quote #16538
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #34120
In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.