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Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #19781
Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it.
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The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
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The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of...
Quote #8690
Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it.
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The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
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Where facts are few, experts are many.
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There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #34503
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.