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What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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You create your opportunities by asking for them.
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It’s always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
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I felt like poisoning a monk.
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When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent...