Quote #26573
I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that...
Quote #11059
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Quote #6120
Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which...
Quote #19398
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of...
Quote #3922
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do...
Quote #23690
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life...
Quote #2411
We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #11721
I have learned that the less I pay attention, the more often I am...
Quote #13371
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.