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When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man...
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Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and...
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A small town is a place where there is no place to go where...
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It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
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Iron rusts from disuse water loses its purity from stagnation and in cold weather...
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All I really need to know about how to live and what to do...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators
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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Quote #6575
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.