Quote #21184
If a man’s wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.
Quote #18329
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
Quote #27000
I’ll play it first and tell you what it is later.
Quote #1549
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #5146
New Jersey needs a hero. Bon Jovi does not count.
Quote #26833
You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in...
Quote #23884
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and...
Quote #28615
You can never step into the same river for new waters are always flowing...
Quote #28557
Dieu me pardonnera c’est son metier. (God will pardon me, that’s his job.)
Quote #20707
Marty McFly Jesus, George, it’s a wonder I was ever born.