Quote #33184
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #34099
We did not change as we grew older we just became more clearly ourselves.
Quote #15520
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Quote #29908
Money is a poor man’s credit card.
Quote #32037
Two paradoxes are better than one they may even suggest a solution.
Quote #5339
I was not born to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion.
Quote #11613
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Quote #9998
Propose to any englishman any principle, or any instrument, however admirable, and you will...
Quote #12862
Be still sad heart and cease repining; Behind the clouds the sun is shining,...