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Everyone realized that Computervision stock was the golden goose. But one grabbed the leg,...
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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
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Frank It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds...
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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
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If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.
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If thou shouldst lay up even a little upon a little, and shouldst do...
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Courage without conscience is a wild beast.