Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #23942
It is not because the touch of genius has roused genius to production, but...
Quote #34696
The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only...
Quote #2377
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer...
Quote #33680
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of...
Quote #10764
Perhaps you do not understand me because you do not love me.
Quote #26285
I’ve been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.
Quote #11421
Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.
Quote #19693
After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
Quote #5538
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.