Quote #30854
Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
Quote #3996
Wear the old coat and buy the new book.
Quote #26149
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
Quote #1020
This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...
Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #32638
The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
Quote #8215
There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken...
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #17615
How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you...
Quote #22481
I gave ‘em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it...