Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #6908
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Quote #30014
Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries.
Quote #17846
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...
Quote #6411
One repays a teacher badly if one only remains a pupil.
Quote #32831
The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully...
Quote #64
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #29105
To a talkative woman Madam, don’t you have any unexpressed thoughts
Quote #4559
I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
Quote #12036
It is the action of an uninstructed person to reproach others for his own...