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No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the...
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The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for...
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In the modern world the intelligence of public opinion is the one indispensable condition...
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult...
Quote #26617
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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Glass, china and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended.
Quote #753
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget...