Quote #16331
A handful of common sense is worth a bushel of learning.
Quote #16540
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Quote #30039
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
Quote #27898
Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
Quote #7041
When defeat is inevitable, it is wisest to yield.
Quote #7692
I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we...
Quote #3280
Love is so much better when you are not married.
Quote #15012
He who lives without folly is not so wise as he imagines.
Quote #33448
Never… ever suggest they don’t have to pay you. What they pay for, they’ll...