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If someone tells you who they are, believe them.
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I thought using the Ayatollah’s money to support the Nicaraguan resistance … was a...
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Let not your mind run on what you lack as much as on what...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.
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There’s no pleasure on earth that’s worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra...
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Some things have to be believed to be seen.
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Excellence means when a man or woman asks of himself more than others do.
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I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.
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A gentle word is never lost…It cheers the heart when sorrow-tossed, And lulls the...