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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
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I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if...
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I never let schooling interfere with my education.
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If a man harbors any sort of fear, it … makes him landlord to...
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Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
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I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
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A friend in power is a friend lost.
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Frank I’d known her for years. We used to go to all the police...
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One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...