Quote #10339
If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
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Opinions are the cheapest commodities in the world.
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any...
Quote #25902
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is...
Quote #18740
When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend, tell him so.
Quote #10864
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted...
Quote #32794
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous – Calvin