Quote #7944
Where would this country be without this great land of ours?
Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
Quote #2820
Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself;...
Quote #11035
We must not forget that when radium was discovered no one knew that it...
Quote #6467
Happy is he who gets to know the reasons for things.
Quote #756
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Quote #11289
An aged man is but a paltry thing, a tattered coat upon a stick.
Quote #31213
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
Quote #34716
Life is like and ever-shifting kaleidoscope – a slight change, and all patterns alter.