Quote #20078
Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
Quote #2064
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Quote #24044
Take a second look… It costs you nothing.
Quote #14346
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Quote #16654
This desk of mine is one at which a man may die, but from...
Quote #30788
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #34918
We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete...
Quote #7627
All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities...