Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #3568
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
Quote #3854
Never have children, only grandchildren.
Quote #16811
Hell is full of musical amateurs music is the brandy of the damned.
Quote #820
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by...
Quote #34315
Anyone who works is a fool. I don’t work – I merely inflict myself...
Quote #18881
…Two and two are four. Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are...
Quote #25395
Music – The one incorporeal entrance into the higher world of knowledge which comprehends...
Quote #28225
To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at...
Quote #1957
My object all sublime I shall achieve in time…