Quote #2805
Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
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Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #12880
What matters is this: you can look at a scar and see hurt, or...
Quote #25191
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you...
Quote #17796
A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may...
Quote #33756
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having...
Quote #12819
He who is dying of hunger must be fed rather than taught.
Quote #2383
The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.
Quote #21463
A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t