Quote #8590
Evolution crawls to imperfection. It ends in extinction.
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #19614
If you can’t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there...
Quote #17807
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but...
Quote #23300
If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...
Quote #27481
Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles...
Quote #5804
Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either...
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #2707
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
Quote #25917
Adults are just children who earn money.